• May 8th, 2012
Welcome back true believers to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week we review Joss Whedon’s latest gift to fandom, The Avengers, as well as try our best to hide our boners as we watch the doggy-style fucking on display in Game of Thrones.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Asgardian sexual positions; we recreate steamy car sex on the Titanic II; and finally, we learn that Bear Grylls finally has some competition when it comes to piss drinking in this week’s Shittin’ in the Corner, with Chad Griner.
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Spoiler Warning:
The Avengers - 3 min 36 sec - 23min 8 sec
Cody Eastlick, after watching The Avengers: "I just came in my popcorn...and ate it!"
Watch out Bear Grylls, there's a new piss drinker in town!!
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• April 29th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by Jonathan Hinckley and Chad Griner. This week we review season 4 of Breaking Bad and try our best to form coherent sentences to express how truly amazing and boner inspiring the climax of the finale is. We also talk about Hesher, the remake of Fright Night, and attempt to broaden our minds as we review the (audio) book of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the (real) book of Jurassic Park.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the many subtle facial expressions of Hector Salamanca; we take a shit on Hitler; and finally, we discuss the gesture (not responsibility) of leaving the toilet seat down in this week’s Shittin’ in the Corner.
WARNING: Breaking Bad Spoilers - 42 min 15 sec - 1 hr 14 min 59 sec
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Only Walter White would remember to bring the cardboard.
Never mess with someone who drives a Volvo.
Maybe Michael Jordon should reconsider that Hitler stache.
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• April 23rd, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week we review Luc Besson’s Lockout, along with The Raid: Redemption, as well as the latest iteration in the Dragon Ball universe, Dragon Ball Z: Abridged.
Topics of discussion in this episode include agreeing to disagree over the merits of Young Adult; we take a trip down Snake Way with Goku; and finally, we speculate on the size of Michael Caine’s testicles in this week’s Nerd Theory.
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Why was this not Straight-To-DVD???
Apply your own bloody sun tan lotion!!!
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• April 16th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week we get a little heavy into the reviews, which include a lengthy talk about Joss Whedon’s latest, The Cabin in the Woods, as well as a belated look at Disney’s John Carter and seasons two and three of Breaking Bad.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a debate as to when something is no longer considered “too soon?”; I champion an old Lifetime-style flick, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle; and finally, we share our thoughts on the unforgivengly hard difficulty levels of the NES era of gaming in this week’s Nerd Question.
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Spoiler Warning:
The Cabin in the Woods - 6 min 30 sec - 26 min 37 sec
Breaking Bad Seasons 2 and 3 - 64 min 14 sec - 73 min 33 sec
That is soooooooooooo Takei!!!
Lifesize Enterprise + Nerd Brothel = Nerd Nirvana
I can't tell you how many times I fell from that damn Sandcrawler.
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• April 8th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week we review the direct to DVD release of Batman: Year One, and in the process, learn two important things: Ben McKenzie needs to get his ass out of Gotham (cause he ain’t no Kevin Conroy) and return to TNT’s Southland where he belongs, and Steve Blum (aka Spike Spiegel of Cowboy BeBop) is and forever will be a voice acting God.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the realization that my Mom may have hidden Ritalin in my food as a child; Arnold Schwarzenegger stops by to give us his thoughts on the upcoming Twins sequel; and finally, we try to determine what the deal is with that old lady in Batman Begins who introduces Bruce Wayne to Ra’s Al Ghul at his birthday party. I mean seriously, what the fuck is her deal? She just walks off after introducing them? Is she a member of the League of Shadows? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
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Oh, Ben McKenzie...you Sir are NO Kevin Conroy.
Please clone responsibly.
The crulest April Fool's Joke ever.
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• April 1st, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week Chad and I provide rebuttal reviews in defense of The Adjustment Bureau (much to the chagrin of Ryan), Jon returns with a lengthy review segment that includes audio books and Power Rangers, and I learn an all new “Nervous Breakdown Speech” courtesy of Johnny Mnemonic.
Topics of discussion in this episode include covert Pokémon sales at the local Sonic; we debate whether listening to an audio book is the same as actually reading a book; and finally…fuck Celine Dion! Kate Winslet will let go.
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THIS WEEK’S AUDIENCE QUESTION: What’s your favorite “Nervous Breakdown Speech” in a movie?
Sometimes South Park doesn't exaggerate.
Johnny Mnemonic: Worst DVD/Blu-Ray cover art of the week.
Get rid of the flare!!!
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• March 25th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your non-gay host (not that there’s anything wrong with that) Dave and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Chad Griner and Ryan Caldwell. This week we review the latest tween craze, The Hunger Games, and I discover that Seattle is either the gay capitol of the world or I’m the biggest gay magnet of all time.
Topics of discussion in this episode include cheesecake and the gayest guy I’ve ever met; Michael Fassbender and Liam Neeson have a cock-off; and finally, we put the art in fart as we discuss ancient Japanese Fart Scrolls in this week’s Shittin’ in the Corner.
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Finally!! Some modern art I can get behind.
Poor Al Bundy...been reading the same paper for years.
Groundhog Day: Worst DVD/Blu-Ray cover art of the week.
Be honest...how many of you have done this to your cat?
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• March 19th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner. This week I fill the void left behind from Lost by finally catching up with the meth cooking adventures of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, and in the process, learn a valuable lesson; never fuck with Tuco unless you have some fulminated mercury.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the “living hell” that is Jake Lloyd’s life; the next dimension in porn (smell-o-vision??); and finally, we debate whether or not the Driver from Drive is actually a cybernetic organism from the future in this week’s “Nerd Theory”.
LISTENER POLL: In celebration of our year long anniversary, we’ve decided to give back to you, the listeners, by letting you select the movie for our next Movie Review episode. But please, for the love of God, no Michael Bay.
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I'm a PERSON, and my name is Jake Lloyd!!!
See you Space Cowboy...
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• March 9th, 2012
At long last…the circle is now complete. We have officially finished Lost, (only two years after it went off the air) and now the time has come that I have been dreading since we starting watching the show last year…it’s all over. No more Lost. I only hope that Bryan Cranston and his meth stained underwear can make me believe that I’ll ever love another television show the same way again. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner as we recap the final half of Lost’s sixth and final season.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the many times season six reduced us to tears (not that we’ll ever admit it); we compare the final moments on the Island to Star Trek II & III; and finally, we discuss who our favorite and least favorite characters of the show are, along with our Top 3 Badasses and Hotties, and where Lost ranks for us among the great TV shows of all time.
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• March 4th, 2012
Welcome back to another episode of The Empire or Jedi Podcast. I’m your host, Dave, and I’m joined again by fellow nerds Chad Griner and Ryan Caldwell. This week we continue on through Season 6 of Lost, which includes talk of Highlanders and trying to hold back boners at Sun’s utter sexiness, as well as provide reviews for Midnight in Paris and The Secret World of Arrietty.
Topics of discussion in this episode include shout-outs that may or may not alienate our only female listener; we incept the mind of Doc Brown; and finally, we try to answer the question, “Why are Jedi’s the only ones who use lightsabers in Star Wars?”, in this week’s Nerd Question.
I’d like to thank everyone who responded to last week’s audience question, hairy or shaved bush? And the consensus? Well kept or shaved bushes are preferable and unless you want your mate to have 70s bush, then you have to be willing to bust out the Gillette yourself.
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I am Richard Alpert of the Clan Alpert...and I cannot die.
That is sooooooooooooo Takei!
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